The Dosquatch Says…

According to the Google Webmaster Tools (beer), the top 20 keywords relevant to my (beer) site are:

1. dosquatch
2. post
3. atom
4. says
5. furback
6. posts
7. skip
8. subscribe
9. october
10. novel
11. it’s
12. fire
13. geek
14. head
15. photo
16. beer
17. new
18. blogger
19. april
20. acts

I am so ashamed (beer)! Beer is only 16th? Behind “it’s” and two different versions of “post”?!? What the flaming (beer) Hell?

I love Beer (beer)! Beer is ambrosia, that sweet (beer) nectar of life and sanity! How in the Beer does this Beering thing Beering figure that Beering Beer OCTOBER of all Beering months ranks 7 Beers higher … than…. oh, right. Beer me. Octoberfest. Beering A, man.

Beer. Beer beer beer.

Miller Pabst Icehouse Samuel Adams Guinness Michelob Coors beer beer beer beer beer beer dosquatch says geek fire head novel blogger BEER

But I doubt that’ll jostle the order too much.

Beer.

(ps – spellcheck hates me. beer.)

Navel Gazing beer, google, webmaster tools

For the past couple of days I’ve had a small increase in traffic – folks who show up, spend about 30 seconds, and bounce off somewhere else. The source shows as ‘blogger.com’. I’m not a featured blog (nor should I be…), so as best I can figure I must be in the current random cycle for the “Next Blog>>>” button.

And if it’s random you want, random I got. So, Howdy folks! Enjoy your st….. where’d you go?

Navel Gazing blogger, traffic, webmaster tools

As my blog continues to pull down solid traffic numbers in the mid-single digits, and one day that spiked all the way to 12 visitors – in one day - I had an amusing thought…

I may very well be causing Google more traffic playing with analytics than I’m causing with the actual site monitoring.

Navel Gazing blogger, google, webmaster tools