The Dosquatch Says…

WordPress seems to do a much better job of publicising my blog, curiously, than Google’s blogger service. Only over here for a couple of days, and BAM, posting from work – denied!

Because I’m in the category …. alcohol!?! Damn. I guess I did kind of ask for that, hm?

Navel Gazing beer, fail, web

According to the Google Webmaster Tools (beer), the top 20 keywords relevant to my (beer) site are:

1. dosquatch
2. post
3. atom
4. says
5. furback
6. posts
7. skip
8. subscribe
9. october
10. novel
11. it’s
12. fire
13. geek
14. head
15. photo
16. beer
17. new
18. blogger
19. april
20. acts

I am so ashamed (beer)! Beer is only 16th? Behind “it’s” and two different versions of “post”?!? What the flaming (beer) Hell?

I love Beer (beer)! Beer is ambrosia, that sweet (beer) nectar of life and sanity! How in the Beer does this Beering thing Beering figure that Beering Beer OCTOBER of all Beering months ranks 7 Beers higher … than…. oh, right. Beer me. Octoberfest. Beering A, man.

Beer. Beer beer beer.

Miller Pabst Icehouse Samuel Adams Guinness Michelob Coors beer beer beer beer beer beer dosquatch says geek fire head novel blogger BEER

But I doubt that’ll jostle the order too much.

Beer.

(ps – spellcheck hates me. beer.)

Navel Gazing beer, google, webmaster tools