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Unsubstantiated Views on National Elections

October 12th, 2008

McCain choosing Palin is more of a marketing decision than anything.

When delivering speeches, Obama sounds exactly like Kerry, only interested.

It doesn’t matter who gets elected, it’s an improvement over the current administration.

I have developed a curious muscle spasm that causes me to punch the throat of anyone who says “maverick”.

You’d think there was a Karate Kid convention going on the way everybody is perched on polls.

I have never been simultaneously so amused and disheartened as when I realized that the SNL spoof of the Palin/Couric interview was lifted almost unedited from the actual interview.

When Palin hits her talking points and knows it, she vibrates like a little yippy dog. Take the time to rewatch the vice-presidential debate and see for yourself.

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  1. FractalGod
    October 15th, 2008 at 16:40 | #1

    I was wondering when you would start a blog, I guess the mind-numbing droll that IS politics was enough to get you started.

    And now you have forced me to finally respond to a blog, which is actually a welcome relief from the aforementioned mind-numbing politics.

    At this point, I don’t care who wins, I just wish it would be over and done with.

    To be perfectly honest, I hope that, for our nation’s sake, that, if elected, Obama doesn’t spend our hard-earned tax money like there’s no tomorrow, like he has been doing with his campaign funds. I don’t want to know how much money he has spent on the ‘Obama Channel’, not to mention the 8 full-color, folder-out posters that I have received in the mail (I am thinking of redecorating the kitchen in an Obama-theme, 3 more posters should just about do it).

    If McCain gets elected, I hope he can teach Palin a little something about Washington, you know, before he falls over dead. This isn’t a mayor’s position in some back-woods Alaska town!! I thought for a moment he HAD died the other night during the debate, but realized a minute later that I had actually sat on the remote and paused the TV. (His daughter Meghan is totally hot!! I know, irrelevant to the discussion, it just had to be said!)

    Long live the furback!!

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